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Multiple Choice.
31st March 2004, 8.21am

If it wasn't for that

a) roast chicken
b) bullet
c) cigarette case
d) bootleg patti smith cd
e) ancient dodo feather encased in amber
f) prescription for antidepressants

that my

a) mother
b) boss
c) lover
d) brother
e) case manager
f) estranged twin brother

gave me, which I was carrying in my

a) shirt pocket
b) teeth
c) backpack
d) utility belt
e) heart
f) boots

that

a) bullet
b) fork
c) voter
d) bible
e) poison dart
f) bad review

would almost certainly have killed me!

(total number of possible combinations: 1,296)


 

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