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Teaching An Old Dog...

My dog's got a new trick that's
very helpful to my love life.
I describe the perfect woman
and then say
in a loud, firm voice,

"FETCH."

Now, sometimes it takes him
a few days
to get back to me,
but he always does get back to me.
And when he gets back to me,
she's there with him.
All covered in spit like a tennis ball.

© Adam Ford, 1997