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Heavy Product Gallery

Outside the wind has picked up. A solitary guy with a canvas satchel strapped to his back and a skateboard tucked under his arm walks past. He pats the side of the pub with one hand and strolls on. I notice that he’s left something behind where he touched the wall. Gina comes out and locks the door behind her.

“Oh, shit,” I say, nudging Gina. She looks to where I’m pointing.

Just underneath the blackboard announcing next week’s gigs is a Heavy Product sticker.

Though Steve and Gina are fictional characters, the mysterious individual who places "This Is A Heavy Product" stickers on flat surfaces all over Melbourne is all too real. Below are some of the more recent sightings.

If you've spotted one of the tell-tale markings left by this mysterious individual, we'd love it if you took a photo and sent it in. Or if you can't be arsed traipsing out camera in hand, you could drop us a quick email and let us know where you saw it. All contributors to the gallery will receive an exclusive Adam Ford Zine-and-Other-Stuff Pack (tm).

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